February 2012
22 posts
haha i want to be natalie portman haha lol
January 2012
30 posts
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
popular person: hey me: why are you making fun of me
You thought you had a bad date?
helldate:
One time I went on a date with a guy to the beach and we were being flirty and cute in the water and he tried to lift me up to throw me but when he lifted me he stuck his fingers up my butthole and I slipped and pulled him under the water and my butthole broke two of his fingers.
~~~~*~*~*~~* CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS....
i just want to be effy stonem!!!
CHILL THE FUCK OUTTTTTTT!!!!
i love my best friend so fucking much.
0MG i HAVE STYLE PLZ LOOK AT MY SHORTS OMG DO U OWN THESE NO? ITS CUZ THEYRE SOOOOO EXPENSIVE AHHHHH IM STYLISH AND COOL AND HIPSTER UGH BUT DONT CALL ME HIPSTER OK OMG HAIII!! LOOK!!!!! IM SKINNY!!!!! HERES ME ON TUMBLR!!!! I WANNA BE TUMBLA FAM0000S!!!!!!!!!!!!